it looks so sunny outside
let’s open some windows
“Cuddleuppets are your two most favorite things rolled up into one! A blanket that cuddles! And a puppet that plays!”
The only thing rolled up here is the fat blunt these blankets blazed 5 minutes ago
one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT
he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR
everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and when we looked down he was already walking off like absolutely nothing had happened
أنا ليس لدي فكرة عما يعني هذا أنا فتاة بيضاء، وأنا استخدم مترجم جوجل
I have no idea what this means, I am a white girl and I used google translate.
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
if you’re ever sad or depressed or self conscious about yourself just remember
there are people out there who masturbate to fictional ponies on a kids tv show and you’re not one of them
