LOLOLOL
tastefullyoffensive:

*Cat not included. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

*Cat not included. [x]

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

yungasura:

How I feel when white people pull that that “I’m 1/16th native american so I’m a POC too” bullshit lol

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

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troyesivanisjesus:

a thrilling saga

moosesandmaples:

I did a thing

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

msjewbooty:

[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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