when your mom tells you to do the dishes
this show gives no fucks
u can’t criticize “I am honestly feeling so attacked right now” bc you know what the response will be? that’s right this is the end the ultimate meme has arrived
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game
ghost: *haunts my house*
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it